Since this year’s nominees are incredibly bullshit, I’ve come up with a list of my own (just a few of the key categories), which I feel are more deserving. A few are the same, and you still may not agree with some of my choices, but know that these are all my own and you are welcome to disagree.

But I still think they’re better than the ones the Academy chose.

Best Picture
Drive
The Ides of March
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
Midnight in Paris
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

Best Director
Tomas Alfredson - Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
Woody Allen - Midnight in Paris
David Fincher - The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
Bennett Miller - Moneyball
Nicolas Winding Refn - Drive

Best Actor
George Clooney - The Descendants
Michael Fassbender - Shame
Ryan Gosling - Drive
Gary Oldman - Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
Brad Pitt - Moneyball

Best Actress
I kept these the same, except put in Tilda Swinton instead of Glenn Close

Best Supporting Actor
Albert Brooks - Drive
Nobody else because he’s the only one good enough to win

Best Supporting Actress
I kept these the same because I don’t care

Best Original Score
Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross - The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
No one else because they were the best goddammit

Shit, I’ve run out of steam here, but hopefully you get my point.

OSCARS SUCK FUCK